Curses Curses - Shakespearean insults app for iPhone and iPad
Developer: Essence Computing
First release : 24 Apr 2012
App size: 468 Kb
Are your insults stuck in a rut? Need some phrases to use to confound your friends and enemies? Yes, well this App is for you. It was good enough for William Shakespeare so why not for you. How about calling someone a mewling rude-growing jack-a-nape! or greasy beetle-headed rampallion! sounds better than your standard insult doesnt it.
New to version 1.2: Now works better on the larger screens,
New to version 1.1: Touch the word to see what it means. Swipe right or left to replace a words with another, randomly selected, word.
This App can generate over 350,000 different insulting phrases and your intended target will probably not even know what many of them mean i.e. Rampallion means a ruffian/scoundrel. So in just one phrase you have said someone has a head like a beetle, that they are greasy and a ruffian/scoundrel. What more could you want.
If the phrase it gives it not good enough then just press Another and a new phrase will be generated.
Even amend only one of the words by just swiping left or right on the word and a new one will take its place.